locked up in the trunk of my mind: Archive

Dec 31st

I can't leave the house without spending $20

hannahisdeceased: kerrystella: hannahisdeceased: Solution: I’ll just never leave the house. That’s a healthy policy right there. sure is! Or…leave the house with $19!

Dec 31st

I truly believe that every human being has an...

bananaberger: true story. I like you already.

Dec 31st

hannahisdeceased: snitchesandstitches: hannahisdeceased: I tried really really hard to make 2009 awesome. It kind of really sucked dicks. Like that’s all it did. it was too busy sucking dicks to be good. so 12:01am January 1st, I’m going to slap 2010 upside the head and get it’s attention, “You’re going to be good, because I’m going to make you amazing, alright. I’ve got a lot of important...

Dec 31st

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hannahisdeceased: I tried really really hard to make 2009 awesome. It kind of really sucked dicks. Like that’s all it did. it was too busy sucking dicks to be good. so 12:01am January 1st, I’m going to slap 2010 upside the head and get it’s attention, “You’re going to be good, because I’m going to make you amazing, alright. I’ve got a lot of important things going on this year, and you can not...

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

likeatiger: listentothewise: Today is Joaquin’s birthday! Josie, Corina and I decorated a cake which I will post pictures of later. Before that, we watched Real Women Have Curves and Corrina Corrina. Ashley brought over Guitar Hero 5 and I sang “Under Pressure” and “In My Place” and am now listening to Coldplay. This day was a success. Even though I didn’t do any homework. I’ll do some now!...

Dec 31st

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I think that cute Peter Pan at Disneyland needs to start a blog and talk about how many creepy girls talk to him every day.

Dec 31st

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Dec 29th

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Kaytee, that dress is absolutely amazing

likeatiger: loz-jpg: You have to wear it for your prom! I just realized how strapless it is. Can I put straps on it if I buy it (which I won’t because it’s too expensive)? Because I can’t wear strapless. No matter how much weight I lose my boobs will always be fuckedly large. Most strapless dresses come with optional straps. At least, the two prom dresses and 2 homecoming dresses I bought...

Dec 29th

Dec 27th

Dec 25th

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fun fact tumblr is full of a bunch of little rich...

stitches4veins: snitchesandstitches:balboa:(via lendmeatreble) I don’t consider myself rich or upper middle class anymore since I no longer live at home and my parents barely help me out. And yeah, my problems are the worst in the world to me, because I care about myself first before I care about other people. Quit trying to be clever. You’re failing and it’s pretty pathetic. Dear sir, I...

Dec 25th

fun fact tumblr is full of a bunch of little rich...

balboa: (via lendmeatreble)

Dec 25th

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Merry Christmas, Tumblr.

Dec 25th

Happy Holidays!

thebloodybaron: yourelikereallypretty: calmdownatthedisco: liiesareexpensiive: sweet-feet: kthanxbai: thathippiekid: beachbumdalt: jakeandamir: Tumblr users: Reblog this post by Dec. 26th and we will follow your blog by Jan. 1st!

Dec 24th

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Am I the only person who doesn't find this health...

I’m not even a conservative.

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Someone come to my bed and watch something wintery...

(via clintisiceman) And then Suspiria, I hope.

Dec 24th

lol they start playing konstantine

inflightradio: and i scream someone kill me i am such a faggot oh my god i dont care i love them so much I saw SOCO in concert a long time ago. It was beautiful. I cried during Konstantine. hahaha.

Dec 23rd

dusty

huntingofthesnark: snitchesandstitches: You’re right, god dammit! No man that isn’t down for some face down, ass up action is no man at all. The worst part about it is that he isn’t dominant and he isn’t submissive. So, I can’t make him do anything. I need a new fuck buddy in my life. I call shotgun. Well, next time I’m in Australia, I’ll look you up.

Dec 22nd

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dusty

You’re right, god dammit! No man that isn’t down for some face down, ass up action is no man at all. The worst part about it is that he isn’t dominant and he isn’t submissive. So, I can’t make him do anything. I need a new fuck buddy in my life.

Dec 22nd

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Why is it that I can find the one friend with...

Dec 22nd